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Remember when Scarlett Johansson played coy with the Obama engagement rumors and then got shot down over their nonexistent email relationship? Seems like just yesterday she was calling the media sexist over it.

Well, ScarJo's still a little upset over the whole thing. She had this to tell Allure about the Obama fallout (after discussing her beef with LiLo):

"Either you're a bull dog or you're some slutty airhead," Johansson complained. "Maybe some people would say it’s an image that I put out. That's a crock of s--t. I’m sorry."

Is that why she put on her best bedroom face for the cover? In which case, we have to ask: Is her sexed-up image really the media's fault or her own doing? Sound off in our poll!

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We really do hope that one day in the near future, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston will be able to coexist on this planet without the need to passive-aggressively taunt each other with every celebrity profile. (Perhaps under an Obama administration?)

In the meantime, they’re not even trying, so why should we?

In interviews, Angie mentions falling in love with Brad Pitt during Mr. & Mrs. Smith; Jen calls her “uncool.” Angie goes on and on about babies, kids, more babies and knives for babies; meanwhile, Jen has a really cute dog and this tree. Angie gushes about Brad being “an amazing father: totally devoted,” but that’s all good because Jen and John Mayer totally “adore one another."

And now their Vogue covers are taking this feud to a whole new level.

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Harper's Bazaar

Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of December's Harper's Bazaar looking hot and coherent, without a pair of leggings in sight.

It gets even better inside. The article aims to get to the bottom of LiLo's sexuality. When asked if she'd classify herself as a lesbian, Linds flat-out says no. So does that make her bisexual then? "Maybe. Yeah."

While Linds doesn't name check Samantha Ronson specifically, she does say, "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing...She's a wonderful person and I love her very much."

The rest of the interview is about her turning into a grown-up (getting effed up is way less fun than watching Gossip Girl now) and trying to make her career happen again (like should her album be more Adele or Lady Gaga?). And there's even some sisterly advice for Ali:

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Kate Winslet is wishing this rumor would just sink like a certain luxury liner.

Several U.K. papers are alleging that the nearly naked pics of the Oscar-nominated English actress inside the new Vanity Fair have been doctored to make her look slimmer, with one, the Daily Mail, going so far as to have a professional airbrush artist actually examine them.

While the 33-year-old does reveal to Vanity Fair she still feels like "the fat kid" sometimes, her rep tells People, "Kate is furious at suggestions that her body has been airbrushed...She is in terrific shape and what you see is how she looks or she would never have agreed to pose for those shots."

Do you think Kate looks like she's had "work done"—and if so, is it even necessary?

Harper's Bazaar UK

Choosing not to release any part of its Angelina Jolie interview before the magazine hits newsstands on Thursday, Harper's Bazaar UK has opted to simply unveil the cover shot instead.

Which is certainly OK with us since, given the stunning nature of this pic, they may have put out the best part of the issue anyway.

Sure, we're kind of intrigued by what Angie has to reveal in the upcoming story, but we doubt it'll be as good as what we imagine she's saying right now with that come-hither stare.

GQ

At a time when it seems every celeb out there is announcing to the world whether he or she is voting Democrat or Republican, it's actually pretty refreshing when a star decides to remain somewhat elusive.

Such is the case with Jimmy Kimmel, who playfully maintains a bipartisan stance by way of two very different covers for GQ magazine's November issue.

So we're taking a vote. Which one do you prefer?

And please, don't tell us you can't decide. We already have enough of that going on.

EW.com

Oh, Zefron. So pretty on this EW cover. And inside he describes avoiding paparazzi by “always bobbing and weaving through alleyways trying to get to meetings, scouting out and looking outside doors and running around like Jason Bourne.” How is that not the cutest thing ever?

It’s no wonder that some crazed fan allegedly attacked him in London yesterday by grabbing his hair. While we can’t explain exactly why this crazed fan was a middle-aged man (Creepy McCreeperson!), we can identify with the overpowering desire to touch those perfectly shiny locks. Wow, that probably makes us a Creepy McCreeperson, too. But if that’s the consequence for declaring our Zefron love, so be it.

Anyway, enough gushing—it’s embarrassing. There's probably some Girls Next Door news we need to get to or something.

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Nicole Kidman's days of thunder may be gone, but they're certainly not forgotten.

And in a way, the subject of her marriage to Tom Cruise, per the November issue of Elle, does provide a better understanding of her relationship with hubby Keith Urban.

"I didn't forsee it, that you can meet somebody who you have a deep and more profound love with," the Oscar winner says about her feelings toward the country crooner.

"I don't mean to take away anything with Tom," she's quick to add, "but I would hope that he has the same thing—I know he has the same thing with Katie. You move into a stage where you're able to be a more fuller person in your relationship."

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