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Hello, lovely readers! We'll be taking the rest of today and all of tomorrow off in order to prepare ourselves for the upcoming celebration of our nation's Independence from the tyrannical overlords of Great Britain. We hope the Beckhams sleep well tonight, because, God knows, they won't have an easy time of it tomorrow.

Oh, and the fan-favorite Mail Nurse letters column will be automatically published by robots tomorrow morning. Beep.

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